Friday, March 10, 2006

Watch the lady with peanuts

A bus is taking a group of seniors to a casino in a neighboring state. About an hour into the trip the driver feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns to see an elderly woman standing behind him and she offers him a handful of peanuts. He thanks her, takes the peanuts and eats them.

Over the next half-hour the same woman comes back 5 more times with handfuls of peanuts for the driver.

The sixth time the woman comes up the driver says ‘you and your friends must love peanuts”. The woman says “oh we don’t like peanuts”. The driver asks the woman “why do you buy them?”, to which the woman replies “we like to suck the chocolate off of them!”

1 Comments:

Blogger Tedj said...

dude...I shouldn't read that while I eat.

6:29 PM  

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